JOKES CANTADAS

JOKES CANTADAS - Pra quem manja ingles, estas cantadas e suas respostas sao algo engracado
Bond. James Bond.
Off. Piss off.

Shall we go and see a film next week?
I've seen it.

Why not be original and say yes?
No.

You're irresistible.
You're resistible.

Would you like to come back to my place for a bacardi and grope?
No, just a gin and platonic, thanks.

Do you kiss with your eyes closed?
I would if I were kissing you.

Are your legs tired? You've been running through my mind all day.
Yes - I was looking for a brain cell.

I think I could make you very happy.
Why, are you leaving?

Can I buy you a drink?
I'd rather just have the cash.

Cheer up darling, it may never happen.
It just has.

Kiss me and I'll tell you a secret.
I know your secret - I work at the clinic.

Shall we go all the way?
Yes, as long as it's in different directions.

Women say I have the gift of the gab.
I suggest you wrap it up, then.

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